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Jeff Kirby’s newest is She’s Having a Doris Day (knife fork book, 2017). Earlier chapbooks include Simple Enough, Cock & Soul, Bob’s boy, and The world is fucked and sometimes beautiful. Their work appears in numerous anthologies beginning with the letter Q, and most recently online at The Rusty Toque, Matrix Magazine and Bandcamp. Kirby is the owner/publisher of knife | fork | book. Jeff's poetry is published on NationalPoetryMonth.ca 2018.